Terms of Service

Placeholder terms — replace with counsel-reviewed language before launch marketing.

Orders: placing an order constitutes an offer to purchase; we confirm by email. Prices and availability can change until an order is confirmed.

Jerky Club: memberships renew automatically each cycle until paused or cancelled from your account. Changes apply to your next box.

Spicy products: items marked Very Hot or Insane are genuinely hot. Consume responsibly; keep away from unsuspecting coworkers (or don't — your call).

Guarantee: if you're unhappy with an order, contact us within 30 days for a replacement or refund.

Acceptable use: don't abuse the site, scrape it, or attempt to access accounts that aren't yours.